Denise: The actress who plays Maeby Funke on Arrested Development (It’s coming back and no words can describe my excitement!) is apparently a jazz singer now. While on YouTube the other day I tripped over an awesome Bob Dylan cover she performed earlier this year. Someone sign up this girl for an “inner beauty pageant” STAT!
Joceline: Well, since today is MY BIRTHDAY WOOHOO everything is my favorite. My birthday is smack dab in the middle of my favorite month, which is in the middle of my favorite season, which is full of autumn foliage and nice smells and pumpkin baked goods and friends who make baked goods (thanks Whitney!) and crisp wool sweaters and Halloween and sugar overloads and afghan cuddling and crunchy leaf piles and Shenandoah skyline drives and small children in pompom hats and SURPRISE ICE CREAM CAKE and knitting-induced carpal tunnel syndrome. But clearly not full of punctuation.
A: My favorite thing is JOCELINE!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLFRAYNNN!