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Knotter

In my infinite desire for a challenge, I took on Denise and Joceline’s beloved Yarn Lady label for this month (and who knows – maybe for a long time to come, as well!).   Although I love getting crafty and trying out new DIY projects, the seemingly tedious nature of knitting usually makes me feel impatient by thought alone; combined with a slightly-OCD streak, I feared I might be a knotter, not a knitter.  Eager not to waste a moment, though, I began The Yarn Hajj to enlightenment on Monday.  First, I found some yarn and played with my nephew-cat:

i iz knitting!

On Youtube, Judy taught me to cast on:

success!

Then the knit stitch came.

In a fit of fury, I almost stabbed myself in the eyes with those damn needles.  Maybe I should have tried the “Patience” label on for size this month instead.

knots of fury.

29 tries later, I dumped Judy for resorted to a knitting book, and studied the method and deep intellectual theory of knitting.

VOILA.

Clearly I am a visual learner. Purling followed soon thereafter.

On Tuesday morning, I knit a square large enough to be a Beanie Baby cape (dear lord, I miss the 90s).

who says the first day back at work isn't productive?

On Tuesday night, I finished my first coozie.  On Wednesday, I used my newly-knit coozie at work!

ignoring the setbacks of Youtube Judy not teaching me how to cast off or connect one end of a project to the other (this is just a tad jerry-rigged with janky knots), I would label this first project a SUCCESS!

On Wednesday afternoon and Thursday, I knit approximately 15 rows on my original tie project before realizing it was also too wide and destined for cooziedom. Currently I am contemplating all the wonderful gifts coozies I can knit my coworkers as belated Christmas gifts, but the effort involved seems overpowering and tedious (see: reasons why I knew this would be a challenge).

In other news, coozies can be lengthened to become cuffs (who doesn’t want warm wrists in DC in January?) or, in a fit of glory and unbridled knitting prowess, the astounding 80s throwback of LEGWARMERS.

hotness.

This still seems like a lot of knotting and purling though.

baby legwarmers! even easier!

So the new resolution for next week is to stop imagining yarn-related projects and to actually keep MAKING them.  Also, in no particular order, I will learn: how to cast off, how to connect two ends of a project, and how to do a new stitch.

For inspiration, I have been wearing the lovely hat Denise knit me for Christmas!

Yarn Lady (aka Joceline’s Protégé)

Once upon a time in a college dormitory, a strange girl named Joceline taught me how to knit…

…and now see what such antics hath wrought:

"Leave me alone, college roommate! I need to finish this row!"

My first hat (that actually looked like a hat)! Winter, 2008.

Ever since that fateful autumn day in 2006, I’ve eagerly embraced knitting. In fact, it quickly became my go-to college stress reliever. Knitting was repetitive, productive, oddly therapeutic, and (I swear) a natural cure for writer’s block. I can’t explain it. When final exam/paper time came around each semester, everyone in our dorm would be sure to see Joceline and I huddled in front of our computers, alternating between furious typing and equally furious stitching. Now, I was never as bad as Joceline (As in, I never had so much yarn that I could literally dump all of the balls on the ground and use them as a makeshift mattress!), but my zeal as grown exponentially over the years. You know what, though? I think she’d be proud of me.

I tend to go into knitting overdrive in early October and I don’t let up until after the holiday season. This year was especially interesting because 1) I was determined to knit slouch hats for everyone I knew  AND 2) I seemed to channel all of my nervous unemployment energy into making cowls and scarfs. So, as you can imagine, I’ve created quite the stockpile. Here’s a portion of it:

The sad part is, this isn't even all of it. I've already given a good number of items away as Christmas gifts.

My favorite stitch and color of the season! Click on picture for pattern.

What? You don't have a stack of trinity stitch slouch hats on your bookshelf too? That's odd...

Yes, I know I am a eighty-something woman in a twenty-something’s body. Sue me. I like to make things that warm my friends’ fingers, heads, and necks. It might seem “lame” (psh), but there are worse things I could be interested in…Drugs, Twilight, chewing tobacco, gambling, just to name a few. I will therefore proudly and unapologetically knit wherever and whenever I please. So there.*

Hats for everyone! Hooray!

Oh! I almost forgot…In the name of holiday spirit and Life in Labels pride, I’ve set aside several of the slouch hats in the stack above for my fellow bloggers (both present and past). Enjoy, ladies! Lauren, Joceline, Lori, Emily A, and Emily D will no longer have to brave this chilly winter season without a fun, colorful statement on their head. I fell in love with this pattern (see right). I may or may not have already made one for myself. =)

*Except the Metro. I am not yet brave enough to knit on the Metro.

The Rise of the Yarn Lady

It’s not even September yet and I’ve started knitting in the library again…my inner yarn lady felt the cooler temperatures and the Cardiology-induced boredom and got me to pick up the needles a little early.

The lineup since re-starting last week.

But wait!  Before you condemn my penchant for public purling, know this: fiber art is all the rage again. (Say the hipsters in Brooklyn and San Francisco.  My jerk friends don’t hesitate to inform me I’m still not cool, yes MORGAN, I’m talking about you).  Friendship bracelets adorn high-fashion wrists.  And along the artsy vein, how about these doilies of virus particles?

From left to right: HIV, Herpesvirus, SARS, and a drawing of the SARSvirus to compare. Artist/phlebotomist Laura Splan has a bunch of these sweet projects that bridge art and medicine--I'm so glad there are other Crafty Science Nerds out there.

Have I convinced you to run get some yarn and whip up a bunch of hats yourself yet?  No?  Well then, allow me to explain why knitting rocks:

Knitting is like meditation.  Don’t believe me?  There’s medical evidence: needlecraft as therapy for depression.  There’s nothing to keep you more in the moment like having to think about stitch after stitch.  Well, I take it back.  You get to the point where each stitch isn’t a huge mental ordeal–your fingers get into the rhythm, you learn how to do it automatically–but you can’t sit and stress out about something and simultaneously knit without having to rip out a bunch of mistakes.  Knitting is relaxing because it forces you to escape for a little.   BUT, if you do mess it up, it’s okay, because:

Knitting is forgiving.  The nice thing about yarn is that you can knit it up, screw it up, pull it out, and do it again to your heart’s content (there is a point where it gets too shaggy to look nice, but then again, that might be the shabby-chic look you’re going for).  And if you’re not blessed with fine-motor skills, fear not, there are knitting needles made for the clumsy-of-finger.

Knitter/Artist Ingrid Wagner and some really humongo needles.

Knitting = gifts covered for life.  It’s customizable–colors! Cables! Sizes!  Summer birthday? Here’s a scarf for November.  Wedding?  I can make your garter, as long as you don’t mind cables.  Allergic to wool?  There’s yarn for that.  There are only two problems to this: 1) You run out of willing recipients, or 2) the people you have to give gifts to run out of patience with receiving yet another beanie (“A person only has one head, Joce!”).

So I’m sure by now you’re on your way to starting your first knitted garment.  No?  I can teach you…and if you simply can’t or won’t, drop me a line.  I may be able to provide (see what I said earlier about running out of recipients).

Yarn Lady.

You know that girl that knits in public?  On the metro, in one of your lecture classes, or while ostensibly hanging with friends?  Well, before you judge her, see if she’s a small Asian girl.  And then come say hi to me.  I’ll be knitting.

Knitting in public can garner a positive response, but you generally have to be one of two things.  First, an old lady.  Old ladies knitting—that’s expected, and also heartwarming.  (I myself learned to knit from my grandmother, who made me sweaters that I still own.)  Or you could be a bohemian hipster type on a subway car to Brooklyn, knitting with undyed hemp in nubbly fingerless gloves that you made, while listening to a band that is known only to acceptably few people.

Like this girl, exactly.

But as a nerd who has never made a rebellious fashion choice in her life (except by accident), my knitting in class, the library, or while waiting in line at the DMV has met with mixed reviews.  People ask what you’re knitting and who it’s for (a beanie, and I don’t know yet, probably a classmate).  Old men smile fondly upon me and little old ladies talk to me about their knitting, which generally puts mine to shame.  Guys my age ask, “Are you knitting? How old are you, eighty?”

I knit pretty steadily all throughout the fall and winter; something about the cold weather triggers my impulse to make cabled beanies and thick woolly scarves.  My yarn “stash” only fills one modest Rubbermaid bin, which is a good thing for my thin student wallet, but since I turn over knitted goods about as quickly as I buy new yarn, I am too afraid of the sum to figure out what I’ve paid for yarn over the years.  I make mostly beanies, because they’re quick—about 5 hours all told—and take minimal yarn, and people actually use them, which makes me happy.  So far this year, I’ve made 28 knitted hats in rugby stripes and cables, and four scarves (while scarves are easy they’re also boring and take longer, so I do them less often).  I taught Denise how to knit back in undergrad, and I remember just sitting and gabbing with her and one of our guys friends who knits—our young teen version of a knitting circle*.

Here's one of the variations on a theme--big stripes, cables.

I do actually knit during serious things like class, or as my friends drink beer and socialize.  But through the years I’ve learned to do it without looking, so I can pay attention!  And doing things with my hands prevents me from surfing the web during lecture.  Incidentally, I was actually called out by a professor this year.  I came up after lecture to ask a question, and he said, “Wow, I didn’t realize you were listening during class,” and gave my yarn a look.

I guess my rather arts-and-craftsy hobby does seem a trifle domestic.  Maybe it’s as if I suddenly whipped out some crosstitch embroidery, or started quilting.  Is it just slightly weird to do housewifely things in public as a young woman?  I guess as “modern women” we’re sometimes conditioned to reject things that smack too strongly of being subjugated in the home.  So it might be a little embarrassing for me to enjoy knitting, and not as a statement of irony—I don’t knit because it’s alternative, I do it because I like making things…and also to practice my fine motor dexterity for MY FUTURE AS A SURGEON!  Just kidding, I’m not gunning to be a surgeon.  And actually, if I had to pick now, I’d probably do geriatrics.  Not because my knitting and other old lady habits align me with the older generations.  I just really care about treating old people with respect, and being kind to them as a doctor.  But that’s another whole post.

 *Guys who knit are awesome. End of story.